Meet Socrates Soundwaves—the only philosophical DJ who drops beats without dropping eggs! By day, he’s a chicken farming day trader, navigating the stock market as smoothly as he shuffles tracks. When he’s not busy counting his chickens (or his profits), you can find him tutoring aspiring minds as a private tutor/learning coach. With a flair for finance and a passion for poultry, he blends the rhythm of the dance floor for the hens back at his house, proving that you can teach, trade, and drop the bass all in one day. Who knew egg-cellent vibes could come from a guy with a side hustle of chicken wrangling? Get ready to dance and learn—this is one coop you won’t want to miss!