Cover of track Split Seams and Split Peas by SandyDunes
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Split Seams and Split Peas

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    Meander

    This is creative

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    ulrike-dream

    It's nice

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    SandyDunes

    Lyrics:

    A songstress bursting at the seams

    was captured on TV to screams

    Her Met Ball gown was split like peas

    Her face was red as rind of cheese

    John Galliano he did send

    A team of men to mend that hem

    The songstress seemed, to all who saw

    To brush away the hems and haws

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    SandyDunes

    From all the crowd, the jeers were loud

    But she appeared nonplussed

    Then as the men, all ten of them,

    Repaired that hem, she cussed

    The songstress seemed to gather steam,

    It billowed from her ears, and with

    A bending waist, she did make haste

    Her train behind her streamed

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    SandyDunes

    The songstress shovels nought but split peas

    after her disastrous split seams

    Eager now to stay quite thin,

    avoiding more debacles grim

    The songstress' seamstress sent her men

    But progress slowed around that hem

    And she was forced to leave the stage

    Like seams she simply split that day