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Lyrics:
A songstress bursting at the seams
was captured on TV to screams
Her Met Ball gown was split like peas
Her face was red as rind of cheese
John Galliano he did send
A team of men to mend that hem
The songstress seemed, to all who saw
To brush away the hems and haws
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From all the crowd, the jeers were loud
But she appeared nonplussed
Then as the men, all ten of them,
Repaired that hem, she cussed
The songstress seemed to gather steam,
It billowed from her ears, and with
A bending waist, she did make haste
Her train behind her streamed
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The songstress shovels nought but split peas
after her disastrous split seams
Eager now to stay quite thin,
avoiding more debacles grim
The songstress' seamstress sent her men
But progress slowed around that hem
And she was forced to leave the stage
Like seams she simply split that day
