So this is the first song I had made and is meant to be a joke so I hope you all enjoy it

The Walking Lamppost

Written by: Chris Luu and Evan Ha

Produced by: Chris Luu and Atticus Wong

Featuring: Anderson Tran and Evan Ha

Cover Photo: Darrin Chau

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

Tall as a skyscraper thin as a twig

Looking like Jack Skellington if you don't hit the gym

Your white pale legs just runs and shine

But when you show us your tan line it makes me go blind

White like flour salty as meat

Wears the same uniform when you go out to eat

Skinny as a chopstick but buys baggy pants

Get something that fits you well, that's just a fact (pause)

Whenever you get called in class

You turn into a tomato and people start to laugh

Looks around nervously, not only that

You reply with your most puberty sounding voice crack

Chorus:

So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes

So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes

That's Kevin y

Verse 2:

Damn man your trying to get good at league

This dude honestly thinks he can stand next to me

How can you? If you can’t reach bronze 3

Sorry but, that’s just the tea

Your hair and hands are so oily and slick

Maybe that’s why you keep on dropping your pick

Stop wearing a grey shirt to the concert like a fool

Lemme guess, you’re gonna wear that to your graduation too?

There’s so many things about you that I can roast

Especially your height you tall walking lamppost

You even drown your hair in water when it’s sticking up

But instead, style your hair instead of your asian bowl cut

Chorus:

So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes

So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes

So shy, hands dry, skinny thighs, small asian eyes

...but someone you can always look up to...literally