Ladies and gentlemen, I come before you today with a heavy heart and a deep sense of regret. I have committed the ultimate crime—I called my jj Black. I now realize the error of my ways. Stating a fact so blatantly was out of line, and for that, I sincerely apologize. I should have used more creative wording, like ‘melanin-blessed’ or ‘sunlight-resistant.’ I have learned from this, and I promise to do better. Thank you for holding me accountable. Mamba out