Why sit in the safety of your home and play complex games when you can visit a highly unsanitary and unsterile place owned by people who ran out of the funding they need to keep things from falling on people just to play some strange little games? Perhaps there'll also be robotic nightmares that want you to stay, forever. But of course you'd be perfectly fine, as long as you do not look at the funny tall shadow people that stalk you from any unlit areas. If you notice that stone figures are moving closer to you whenever you take your eyes off of them, do not worry, just don't look away from them, ever. Lastly, if you see any strange fleshy vines coming out of portals to a grotesque mirror world, ignore it.

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