this is the musical equivalent of having stage 3 testicular cancer and trying to straight up jork it
smile if she was a discord mod
i'm not actually a pedophile please don't call me a pedophile in the comments it's just a funny joke
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testing to make sure the at gods did not smite me immediately for a joke that i immediately said was wrong and bad
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I do not
Diddle kids
Diddling kids is wrong
I do not
Diddle kids
That’s why I sing this song
I do not
Diddle kids
Diddling kids is wrong
I do not
Diddle kids
That’s why I sing this song
Diddling kids is a bad thing to do do
If you diddle kids I don’t like you
PSYCH!
Laughs
Discord mod, discord mod, discord mod
Bout to stick my dick in his vaginer
I don’t care if he’s a minor
We’ve been talking for five months
And I just groomed the fuck out of him, no liar
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I’m on fire, no Dan
Pick up little t-boys in my candy van
I’m a man of my word, my word, I’m the man
I’m the man with the plan, half-inch in my pants
Imma, give him alcohol and dick him down
Imma, lick the boycunt and his mom is coming home, SHIT
“Robin, are you in there? Who did I hear just now? Was that one of your Minecraft videos? Okay, I’ll go make you dinner!”
That was close, let me just…
*Sirens*
FUCK
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