Cover of track My house has a Big Acid Torture Room. by Inavon
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My house has a Big Acid Torture Room.

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I invited @bitch2.0 to this track. Bad mistake. He deleted everything and turned it into big room. Ew. Poor 303 is in the shittiest type of EDS. You can hear its squeals of pain.

303 doesn't do triplets, so in order to satisfy big room house's requirement, he set bpm to 192 and pretended that every 3/2 count was actually 1 count. It actually sounds pretty filthy in here. Filthier than torturing your own sister in sadomasochistic sex.

Due to the 303 nature of this track, it deviates slightly from the standard big room formula below. @bitch2.0 has found that if you follow this formula, you will make the next big hit. He presents to you,

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~~~BEATPORT TOP 100'S RECIPE FOR BIG ROOM HOUSE~~~

Ingredients: 128 bpm, long af kick with an easily distinguishable sustained tone, Pryda snare, EDSound for drop, sawcheese synth for break, Koan snare, ride hat, clap.

Intro: 16 bars - First 8 bars with short kick. Second 8 bars with long kick and Koan snare buildup.

Break: 16 bars - 8-bar sawcheese synth melody. First 8 bars low-passed. Open the filter for the second 8 bars and add clap and ride hat to the downbeat.

Buildup: 8 bars - Use either a dedicated riser synth or use sawcheese synth as riser. Koan snare initially on downbeats, raise frequency of snare hits and of their pitch if wanted. Remove riser and drums for last bar. Obligatory Pryda snare on last beat.

Drop: 16 bars - Remember the rule: triplets for threesomes with the hun1s. Make them plenty wet with reverb. Make the kick long. First 8 bars without clap. Second 8 bars with clap and ride hat on downbeats. Pryda snare on last beat of every 4 bars throughout.

Break - Buildup - Drop: Same as before, except that on the second 8 bars of the break, add the short kick on the downbeats.

Outro: Doesn't matter how you do it. Just keep it going long enough so there's enough time to press the sync button.

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