a song about a pageant basically

based off this: (link is only visible to registered users)

lyrics: Down the street

There lives a fine man

With a bald head

And a glistening suit

He hosts weekly pageants

And announces to the public

“The pageant is here

To stay!!!”

Anybody can compete

In a pageant so grand

There lives fat men

And strong women alike

Naked to the toe

And the irish singing tree

Always remains

For eternity

hope yall enjoy :3