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  • that lead is so simple but so satisfying thanks for republishing i'm sad i missed it for so long!

  • Republished

    lil mix

  • story behind title:

    i work a lot with money at my job and we get deliveries from the Fed reserve for our safe.

    at the beginning and end of my shift, i count and audit the safe's balance.

    when we get deliveries or prep pickups by the armored cars, we have a small section of the safe that we keep those bills in.

    I was counting the safe at the end of my shift on the 29th and a tube of nickels slipped out of my hands and landed right onto the key to the small holding box. the key fell (1/2)

    • onto the floor with a loud *ting*, i look at the key and its literally in half. im now on the floor looking under a 3ton safe for half a key like im some dungeon crawler. after 10 mins i give up trying to find the half of the key, so i go into damage control mode and use a back up key we have to finish the safe audit.

      the other half of the key was still lodged into the key hole. :pain:

      i fish it out with some pliers, and just tape the two halves of keys together.

      (2/2)

  • oh myyyy

    • that bass is something else

    • very nice joe

  • heard this before all the hype 🥶🥶🥴

    fr though this fucks

    • for a nanosec i thought u said this sucks

      i was bout to sue yo ass