In the stripped club

Straight up jorking it

And by it, let’s just say

My peanits

In the stripped club

Straight up jorking it

And by it, let’s just say

My peanits

I’m in the club and I’m yoinking my sploink

Smoking marijuana cigarettes, I’m doing the joint

Never been much of a talker, I get gay to the point

Never straight to the point, cocky want boing boing

I walk into the club with my trench coat on

Whipping out my dick, 2 inches long

You can call me DeVito with my magnum dong

And you'll all be singing this song, come on

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