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Report: Scientists find 67% of audiotool users "chronically obese"

anonymous user · started 2022-06-22 01:51 · updated 2022-06-22 16:56

A new report from a very reliable source says that "67%".
Here is what one of the very real and trustworthy scientists had to say -
"These mfs fat af."
Scientists expect these numbers to climb by 344% in the next 3 months. They say the obesity rate will surpass that of discord mods in the next 6 months.

Mike Bartholomew Millerson
Reporting for CNN

Comments (4)

2022-06-22 02:11 · 2022-06-22

New clinical studies have found that @mikethehonestreviewer gets 0 bitches. The documented cause of this astonishingly low number is said to be "no game."
Treatment for this chronic condition include:
-going outside
-touching grass
-talking to women
-taking regular showers
These activities have shown up to a 50% decrease in maidenless behavior within the first five months.

anonymous user · reply
2022-06-22 12:50 · 2022-06-22

Who said i like bitches?

:_archive · reply
2022-06-22 13:53 · 2022-06-22

Funded by a grant from the SoA (Society of Audiotool), further research into the matter has concluded that literally noone likes this motherfucker. Not even dudes.
Mans literally cannot successfully pull any form of human life.

2022-06-22 16:56 · 2022-06-22

account made 15 hours ago
immediately makes inflammatory posts
obvious bait