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Music Theory Jokes

DED · started 2019-10-10 10:12 · updated 2019-11-26 20:54

Let's make a collection of music theory jokes.

The joke collection so far:

  1. What do my Subaru, the aeolian mode, and my happily married neighbor have in common?
    They've all got flat sixes.

  2. What do you call an unresolved augmented chord?
    A dick move.

  3. If your sandwich is tasteless, just put a reverb on the sub.

Comments (11)

DED
2019-10-10 10:15 · 2019-10-10

I'll start this off:
What do my Subaru, the aeolian mode, and my happily married neighbor have in common?
They've all got flat sixes.

virux · reply
2019-10-10 10:21 · 2019-10-10

No comment

DED · reply
2019-10-10 10:21 · 2019-10-10

oh come on, that was a good joke

virux · reply
2019-10-10 10:27 · 2019-10-10

Lmao it was a good joke, I didn’t get it

relative mAJOR
2019-10-10 13:18 · 2019-10-10

What do you call it when multiple notes enter a gay bar?
Sus Chord

humasigno (surfactant)
2019-10-10 21:07 · 2019-10-10

What do you call an unresolved augmented chord?

a dick move.

Known As I
2019-10-11 20:58 · 2019-10-11

If your sandwich is tasteless, just put a reverb on the sub.

DED
2019-10-13 03:17 · 2019-10-13

we got some great ones off the bat! keep it going!

SHOJO ACID · reply
2019-11-25 22:55 · 2019-11-25

that could actually count as a music production quote. not a music theory one.

SHOJO ACID
2019-11-25 22:56 · 2019-11-25

what did the minor chord say to the 12 tone scale?
"hot damn, you sound disgusting. "

anonymous user
2019-11-26 20:54 · 2019-11-26

trap kids