I'm Ronald McDonald. Welcome to McDonald's. We're always hiring cuz we're always firing. If you're interested in a job, then just ask. Employees eat free. Sound too good to be true? Well, ... It is. In this food chain there's really only one rule, EAT your competition or be eaten. I'm sure you know what I mean. Anyway, have a happy meal and have a nice day. (For every 5$, one single penny will be donated to CHKD.)
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"In this food chain there's really only one rule, EAT your competition or be eaten"
ok so vore
oh my god
EXACTLY
You're hired
Tomorrow is payday so get your wallets ready.
Today is payday. You all get 7 dollars total because of our setback from the pandemic.
I, Ronald Mc. Donald would like to announce that we no longer serve Happy Meals. From now on we will be serving Angsty Meals. I am proud to present to you, the first Angsty Meal. It comes with 1 nugget, a bag of lettuce, a side of cringe, and an alcoholic beverage of your choice. Thank you all for helping to create this masterpiece, we will be donating 5 boxes to 5 children at the nearest hospital. Have a happy-I mean-angsty day!