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hey andre can i stay at your place tonight?

anonymous user · started 2020-02-18 03:22 · updated 2020-02-20 10:30

my wife's boyfriend won't let me stay at my house because i ate his Valentine's candy. can i crash on your couch tonight?

Comments (8)

2020-02-18 03:23 · 2020-02-18

hey andre, can you pick me up from daycare?

2020-02-18 03:23 · 2020-02-18

let him stay! reply with "simps rule" to agree with me

2020-02-18 04:13 · 2020-02-18

tf

2020-02-18 05:13 · 2020-02-18

Your wife's boyfriend called. He asks if I accidentally took your wife's dentures after I got my last load of meth from the kids. By the way, are they all yours? Even the three chained up in the barn?
This smell. Unbelievable

Snad Breugen · reply
2020-02-18 05:22 · 2020-02-18

Again, we only called it daycare so you finally get in the car with the male nurses

anonymous user
2020-02-18 12:54 · 2020-02-18

He also took your Nintendo switch too?

anonymous user · reply
2020-02-19 04:43 · 2020-02-19

yeah :(
he said i shouldn't have it past bedtime

anonymous user · reply
2020-02-20 10:30 · 2020-02-20

He still had his phone
and he will be on incognito mode all night.